Hello everyone. It is I, the author of these pages. Unfortunately I'm not the original author of the boylands image caption. I'll pay real money to know who came up with the idea. Nevertheless, I've spent more than a healthy amount of time thinking about this image.
There isn't much to know about me. Online I go under many names, but here you can call me Microwave (mostly because I'd rather self implode before anyone I know IRL knows that I wrote this). I'm in my twenties. I'm unemployed (obviously) which makes me have a lot of free time. As you have probably noticed I'm a little sick in the head, but that is what makes all of this so fun. Last, but not least, English is not my native language. You have been warned.
If for any reason you want to reach me you can do so by writting to the following e-mail address:
workingmicrowave@proton.me